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I am an artist, digital content designer, songwriter, mediocre poet, above average cook; a political lefty, a smarty pants, a patient listener, a wise acre, an ineffectual housekeeper, but I know my way around a screwdriver (both the drink and the tool). Not really a muscle car- yaeger bomb- celtic arm tattoo kind of guy. I don’t choose movies based on the number of explosions in the trailer. I know far too much about the Simpsons, far too little about who Julia Roberts is dating this week, and get not nearly as much sunlight as I’d like. I’m an omnivore but I read ingredient labels. I’m witty when I’m comfortable, quiet when I’m not, and disciplined about taking my time. Do not ask me to fix your car- you will be walking and i will be bleeding. I know the peaks and valleys of passion and the quiet communion of an unspoken truth. I understand the importance of physical attraction, but I’m not exactly James Bond walking around here, so I do not get hung up on a woman’s looks. I’m more interested in the wine than the bottle, and hope to find someone who feels the same. I dance like a chicken, mate like an eagle, and if the connection is there and the feeling is true, I stick like honey. I have been burned, badly, by the one I trusted most, so a slow pace is essential at first. I am low key-I have had enough drama in the last several years to keep the Royal Shakespeare Company busy for many seasons to come. I may or may not be Kaiser Soze. I’m a fashion victim, a Pepper, and given time, I WILL find your most ticklish spot.

Scorpio

Average

5' 11 (1.8 m)

Gray

Caucasian

Separated

Yes - At Home

No

Lips

Wouldn't Even Think About It

Brown

No pets

No

College Degree

Full-time

Entertainment / Media

Animation/Graphics Director

$30,000USD To $44,999USD

With Kid(s)

It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes

No

Yes - Socially

Brain

Observant, Friendly, Comedic

Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Dining, Photography, Cooking, Volunteering, Computers

Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum

A first date should be low key and quiet, somewhere where you can talk and get to know the other person. The fun stuff comes later.

hunting hobos for sport

Cool, Raunchy, Goofy

Agnostic

Never

Democrat

to someday own a yoyo

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Raunchy

News, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies

Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Animation, Adult

Rock, Metal, Pop, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Soul

News, Anthology, Biography, Classic, Computers, Fiction, History, Home & Garden, Humor, Music, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Poetry, Satire, Science

Sharing a hammock by the ocean, shooting pool, cooking or making music together, making out in the rain

Intelligence, Humor, Sensitivity, Wit, Thoughtfullness

Honesty, a warped sense of humor, intelligence, a love of children, creativity and artistic sensibility doesn't hurt.

Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Committed