English, Other

Desperately unhappy, lonely, moody, crabby, intellectually challenged garden gnome recently released from mental health facility SEEKS drop dead gorgeous, tall dark and devilishly handsome, KING to speed up on his mustang bedecked in shining armour (preferably a V10 or more) and scoop her up into his muscular arms to whisk her off to his obnoxiously large mansion with heaps of servants to look after her every need and whim...

Okay , seriously though... A little about me:
I am honest to a fault, love family and friends. I am passionate about everything I do in life. I have an enquiring mind and love stimulating conversation about almost any topic. I value honesty, integrity and loyalty. I have a wicked sense of humour, can laugh at myself and find the funny side of most situations.

I can handle any situation from being covered in mud on my mountain bike to donning an elegant evening gown, from fancy dress to a sexy little cocktail number, from jeans and a tee to a wicked satin teddy with suspenders.

I am a one man woman and OUTRAGEOUS flirt, but only with MY man. I am incredibly affectionate and love to show it, anywhere, anytime. I am not the jealous type, but am very possessive and like my man to be the same. If you are with me and I am with you EVERYONE must know it.

I set high standards for myself and do enjoy the finer things in life. I am a five star girl and won't deny that. I only 'camp' if it's in a five star tented hut with a private Jacuzzi on the veranda and a glass of fine bubbles in my hand. I would rather share a quiet intimate dinner with stimulating conversation, than a loud party, but the occasional wild party on the dance floor with a gorgeous man who knows how to move his body can really rock my world! There is never a dull moment with me. I am quick witted and will keep you on your toes!

Sagittarius

Slim

5' 4 (1.63 m)

Blue

Caucasian

Divorced

Yes - At Home

No

Butt

Belly Button Ring

Blonde

Cat, Rodent

Yes

University Degree

Full-time

Legal

With Kid(s)

Friends Come Over Occasionally

No

Yes - Socially

Average Joe

Friendly, Observant

Arts & Crafts, Cars, Dancing, Dining, Exercising, Family, Internet, Learning, Movies, Music, Photography, Reading, Religion / Spirituality, Sports, Theater, Travel

Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Going To A Concert, Reading A Book, Relaxing, The Movies, Trying New Things

Coffee in a public place!

Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Perfect, A Flirt

Spiritual But Not Religious

Never

Conservative

Far too many to put here. Some I have achieved recently, others are very close to be achieved and yet others are a long way off...

Clever

News, Movies, Sports

Action, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Animation, Thriller

Ambient, Latin, Soul

Biography, Business, Fiction, History, Humor, Instructional, Mystery, News, Philosophy, Political, Religious

Oh my, anything involving the people I love...

Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Money, Power, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit

Committed